Dear Uncle Si, I love you.
Partly because I wanted to call everyone a heffer this week (finals for the semester - yuck!) and partly because, well..you're obviously funny.
Dear world,
When I say I have a race - it's not always a marathon.
It's flattering, but not true.
Speaking of, dear whoever wrote this,

I think if it took me 40 minutes to run a mile? I'd quit then and there.
#sorryImjudging
Dear baby daddy,

Yessssssssssssss.
Dear Future Husband,

I hope you're handy, because this will happen.
Have a wonderful weekend <3
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